Quote #3273
He that falls in love with himself will have no rivals.
Quote #2703
I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles.
Quote #312
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
Quote #11639
The one bonus of not lifting the ban on gays in the military is...
Quote #2374
The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of...
Quote #26639
Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #15985
On a group of theories one can found a school; but on a group...
Quote #9056
Regimen is superior to medicine.
Quote #6908
Behold the turtle. He makes progress only when he sticks his neck out.
Quote #32117
It is better to ask some of the questions than to know all the...