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Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
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Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine.
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Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is...
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Whatever you want to do, do it know. There are only so many tomorrows.
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When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to...
Quote #11477
Every civilization that has ever existed has ultimately collapsed.
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He who has injured thee was stronger or weaker than thee. If weaker, spare...
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As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true...
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Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army...
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Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once...