Quote #25735
I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
Quote #17667
Goodness, armed with power, is corrupted and pure love without power is destroyed.
Quote #29676
The fewer the words, the better the prayer.
Quote #12610
Before Elvis, there was nothing.
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #8698
Seek not, my soul, the life of the immortals; but enjoy to the full...
Quote #33488
Maybe the most any of us can expect of ourselves isn’t perfection but progress.
Quote #24860
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #79
I can think of nothing less pleasurable than a life devoted to pleasure.