Quote #31741
Politics is the conspiracy of the unproductive but organized against the productive but unorganized.
Quote #14029
You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make...
Quote #323
Good place to put things–cellars.
Quote #30713
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
Quote #32104
What we imagine is order is merely the prevailing form of chaos.
Quote #882
I call that a scumhead.
Quote #9583
Friendship improves hapiness and reduces misery, by doubting our joys and dividing our grief.
Quote #23615
Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness. – Epistulae ad Lucilium
Quote #2870
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
Quote #34273
We are alone, absolutely alone on this chance planet and, amid all the forms...