Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...
Quote #32533
If the world should blow itself up, the last audible voice would be that...
Quote #19304
You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends.
Quote #11719
I wasted time, now time doth waste me.
Quote #890
To refrain from imitation is the best revenge.
Quote #17240
What a grand thing, to be loved What a grander thing still, to love
Quote #16735
Swindon What will history say Burgoyne History, sir, will tell lies as usual.
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #27902
If you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed...
Quote #393
Having something to say is overrated.