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An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions...
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Every man dies. Not every man lives.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #32934
We are immortal until our work on earth is done.
Quote #784
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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A friend should be one in whose understanding and virtue we can equally confide,...
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Nurture your mind with great thoughts; to believe in the heroic makes heroes.
Quote #26059
The biggest revolutions are the ones that happen in-between our ears.
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Truth persuades by teaching, but does not teach by persuading.
Quote #4845
Never discourage anyone…who continually makes progress, no matter how slow.