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In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the...
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Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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The mere apprehension of a coming evil has put many into a situation of...
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Man’s best possession is a sympathetic wife.
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Censor a self-appointed snoophound who sticks his nose in other people’s business.
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Truth may be stretched, but cannot be broken, and always gets above falsehood, as...
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Life was meant to be lived, and curiosity must be kept alive. One must...
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A weapon is a device for making your enemy change his mind.
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As an anti-American, I thank you for your rotten article devoted to my person.
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Whoever is out of patience is out of possession of his soul. Men must...