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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as the poor...
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The only thing one can do with good advice is to pass it on....
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Much silence and a good disposition, there are no two things better than these.
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It is by no means self-evident that human beings are most real when most...
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Power never takes a back step – only in the face of more power.
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The most disadvantageous peace is better than the most just war.
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We read that we ought to forgive our enemies but we do not read...
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An unpopular rule is never long maintained.
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Our business in life is not to get ahead of others, but to get...