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The Vice Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody...
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When I played ball, I didn’t play for fun. . . . It’s no...
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I hope that one or two immortal lyrics will come out of all this...
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Love is my Sword, Goodness my Armor, And Humor my Shield.
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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I get up every morning determined to both change the world and have one...
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I begin to think, that a calm is not desirable in any situation in...
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Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
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In the highest civilization, the book is still the highest delight. He who has...
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Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt… We shall not...