Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Anyone who has a child today should train him to be either a physicist...
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If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths rather than...
Quote #29687
You think America is the biggest place on Earth, but it’s not. The view...
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Flowers never emit so sweet and strong a fragrance as before a storm. When...
Quote #23674
Art for art’s sake makes no more sense than gin for gin’s sake.
Quote #3058
There are more bad musicians than there is bad music.
Quote #12318
Do not always assume the other fellow has intelligence equal to yours. He may...
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A hero is no braver than an ordinary man, but he is braver five...
Quote #1589
The scornful nostril and the high head gather not the odors that lie on...