Quote #24597
If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the...
Quote #11241
A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #23666
Spider-Man Go web. Fly. Up, up, and away web. Shazam. Web it. Tally ho.
Quote #1172
If you choose not to live in a cluster, uh, dorm…
Quote #16165
Often a certain abdication of prudence and foresight is an element of success.
Quote #7202
The hare-brained chatter of irresponsible frivolity.
Quote #33037
Make voyages – Attempt them – there’s nothing else…
Quote #23678
Romantic love is an illusion. Most of us discover this truth at the end...
Quote #34918
We’ve heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the complete...