Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #21117
There are three things which are real God, human folly, and laughter. The first...
Quote #1389
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
Quote #24993
There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
Quote #30155
There are still some honest people left in the world, but they never seem...
Quote #32969
Physics is becoming so unbelievably complex that it is taking longer and longer to...
Quote #5386
All art is quite useless.
Quote #23742
Happiness and moral duty are inseparably connected.
Quote #23949
A camel is a horse designed by committee.
Quote #30050
Money is the only substance which can keep a cold world from nicknaming a...