Quote #5120
No matter how much you disagree with your kin, if you are a thoroughbred...
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Love is an attachment to another self. Humor is a form of self-detachment —...
Quote #5995
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #24356
Faith without works is dead.
Quote #25989
Presidents don’t do it to their wives. They do it to their country.
Quote #3144
Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our...
Quote #21551
You can be pleased with nothing when you are not pleased with yourself.
Quote #33312
What I want to do is make people laugh so that they’ll see things...
Quote #6754
One thing you will probably remember well is any time you forgive and forget.
Quote #10836
It takes a very unusual mind to undertake the analysis of the obvious.