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It is pleasant at times to play the madman.
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No plan can prevent a stupid person from doing the wrong thing in the...
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I knew from the start if I left a woman I really loved —...
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There isnt much better in this life than finding a way to spend a...
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The breakfast of champions is not cereal, it’s the opposition.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours....
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Music is Love in search of a word.
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When I get a little money, I buy books. And if there is any...
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Climb the mountains and get their good tidings. Nature’s peace will flow into you...