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The only thing worse than a man you can’t control is a man you...
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Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul. And sings the...
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The Joker Wait’ll they get a load of ME
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We hold these truths to be sacred and undeniable that all men are created...
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Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE
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A marriage is always made up of two people who are prepared to swear...
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Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...
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My mother loved children — she would have given anything if I had been...
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If you listened hard enough the first time, you might have heard what I...
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A good question is never answered. It is not a bolt to be tightened...