Quote #3569
Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to...
Quote #16297
Children are very nice observers, and will often perceive your sligthest defects. In general,...
Quote #23300
If I had as much make-up on as he did, I’d have looked younger,...
Quote #338
The more you run over a dead cat, the flatter it gets.
Quote #7639
Do not speak of your happiness to one less fortunate than yourself.
Quote #24914
Thou wilt find rest from vain fancies if thou doest every act in life...
Quote #32532
Laughter would be bereaved if snobbery died.
Quote #13635
Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.
Quote #22381
No one ever gets far unless he accomplishes the impossible at least once a...
Quote #28764
The mortal sickness of a mind too unhappy to be kind.