Quote #34068
Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Quote #20097
With enough ‘ifs’ we could put Paris in a bottle.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #20560
Nothing lasts forever–not even your troubles.
Quote #20876
See first that the design is wise and just that ascertained, pursue it resolutely...
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I do not know what I may appear to the world but to myself...
Quote #16888
Thought is the blossom language the bud action the fruit behind it.
Quote #25341
There is a need for heroism in American life today.
Quote #6791
Nihilism is best done by professionals.
Quote #33625
If we don’t change direction soon, we’ll end up where we’re going.