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Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a...
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I’ll tell you why I like the cigarette business. It cost a penny to...
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When you go in search of honey you must expect to be stung by...
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Principal Mr. Madison, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic...
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This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character...
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One cannot play chess if one becomes aware of the pieces as living souls...
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Words are the pen of the heart, but music is the pen of the...
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I took a speed reading course and read ‘War and Peace’ in twenty minutes....
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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Lawyers spend a great deal of their time shoveling smoke.