Quote #19687
He does not possess wealth it possesses him.
Quote #9076
Truth is the only safe ground to stand upon.
Quote #24833
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns he should be drawn...
Quote #8586
We have all a better guide in ourselves, if we would attend to it,...
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #20369
Two hundred million Americans, and there ain’t two good catchers among ‘em.
Quote #3457
So little done–so much to do.
Quote #17165
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
Quote #10097
I am the only truth I know.
Quote #26093
There are many ways of breaking a heart. Stories were full of hearts being...