Quote #24459
Ill-luck, you know, seldom comes alone.
Quote #8689
Learning is not attained by chance, it must be sought for with ardor and...
Quote #33154
Commencement speakers have a good deal in common with grandfather clocks Standing usually some...
Quote #9228
Men are jerks. Women are psychotic.
Quote #2326
The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.
Quote #13501
For a successful technology, reality must take precedence over public relations, for Nature cannot...
Quote #22661
Spread the table and contention will cease.
Quote #15716
There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives his life by...
Quote #8949
The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
Quote #15966
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It is the funniest joke...