Quote #6195
A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
Quote #28976
A lady came up to me on the street and pointed to my suede...
Quote #2346
Lactomangulation, n.: Manhandling the “open here” spout on a milk carton so badly that...
Quote #14346
Beware of all enterprises that require new clothes.
Quote #20511
Even knowledge has to be in the fashion, and where it is not, it...
Quote #9083
Most of the basic truths of life sound absurd at first hearing.
Quote #7853
Much of the social history of the Western world over the past three decades...
Quote #14589
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #19003
Three things ruin a man power, money, and women. I never wanted power. I...
Quote #9617
Death tugs at my ear and says: “Live, I am coming.”