Quote #2478
In every fat book there is a thin book trying to get out.
Quote #14562
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
Quote #21891
Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies.
Quote #10486
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples...
Quote #26928
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
Quote #2222
It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a...
Quote #9574
?Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the...
Quote #3876
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Quote #17781
A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on...
Quote #407
Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?