Quote #29531
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
Quote #9961
When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
Quote #4238
Union gives strength.
Quote #19655
Where justice is denied, where poverty is enforced, where ignorance prevails, and where any...
Quote #20608
Be not the first by whom the new are tried, Nor yet the last...
Quote #10005
Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to...
Quote #3003
It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees.
Quote #29958
There is always an easy solution to every human problem — neat, plausible, and...
Quote #34701
Vigorous writing is concise.
Quote #26428
In the end, everything is a gag.