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What is history but a fable agreed upon.
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Do you always want to be right, or do you want to be happy
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Never part without loving words to think of during your absence. It may be...
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But I am sure that I have always thought of Christmas time, when it...
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To be truly happy is a question of how we begin and not of...
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The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier...
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We cannot control the evil tongues of others but a good life enables us...
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The best of men cannot suspend their fate The good die early, and the...
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The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at...