Quote #16144
How frequently are the honesty and integrity of a man disposed of by a...
Quote #17128
The pleasure of love is in the loving and there is more joy in...
Quote #16675
The moment a man talks to his fellows he begins to lie.
Quote #19141
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
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One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For...
Quote #34262
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
Quote #33378
I am a Marxist–of the Groucho tendency.
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A friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks...
Quote #2423
Passionate hatred can give meaning and purpose to an empty life.
Quote #1461
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.