Quote #27271
A good deal happens in a man’s life that he isn’t responsible for. Fortunate...
Quote #11780
Sacred cows make the best hamburgers.
Quote #12194
Of all the gods, Death only craves not gifts: Nor sacrifice, nor yet drink-offering...
Quote #34279
To be amused by what you read–that is the great spring of happy quotations.
Quote #31324
You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
Quote #33859
Cheese – milk’s leap toward immortality.
Quote #25644
When you read about a car crash in which two or three youngsters are...
Quote #20052
Beware the fury of a patient man.
Quote #29954
Every man is his own hell.
Quote #26074
For the rest of my life I’m going to trust that God is always...