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Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with,...
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The unique personality which is the real life in me, I can not gain...
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Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.
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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right...
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I bet living in a nudist colony takes all the fun out of Halloween.
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Only the most foolish of mice would hide in a cat’s ear, but only...
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To be conservative at 20 is heartless and to be a liberal at 60...
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Comtemplate the mangled bodies of your countrymen and then ask yourself, What should be...
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Great is the art of beginning, but greater is the art of ending.
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No one ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.