Quote #2363
I was once thrown out of a mental hospital for depressing the other patients.
Quote #11174
A fool judges people by the presents they give him.
Quote #11548
Brevity is the soul of wit.
Quote #30215
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the...
Quote #12825
He who refuses to obey cannot command.
Quote #24306
If A is success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z....
Quote #14248
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #1310
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast To soften rocks, or bend a...
Quote #24637
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at...
Quote #7375
Adversity is the trial of principle. Without it a man hardly knows whether he...