Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #11958
Violence is the diplomacy of the incompetent.
Quote #2368
He who despises himself esteems himself as a self-despiser.
Quote #34604
I can’t criticize what I don’t understand. If you want to call this art,...
Quote #11734
No one ever told me that grief felt so much like fear.
Quote #30772
The bonds that unite another person to ourselves exist only in our mind. Memory...
Quote #24887
The National Rifle Association are the gun nuts of the world.
Quote #23965
I hold it true,what’er befallI feel it, when I sorrow most’Tis better to have...
Quote #1782
Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.