Quote #774
There are more fools in the world than there are people.
Quote #1851
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
Quote #3880
The incompetent with nothing to do can still make a mess of it.
Quote #25738
If all men lead mechanical, unpoetical lifes, this is the real nihilism, the real...
Quote #3858
Eat a third and drink a third and leave the remaining third of your...
Quote #7032
Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #16642
That was and still is the great disaster of my life-that lovely, lovely little...
Quote #21109
I am the man who accompanied Jacqueline Kennedy to Paris, and I have enjoyed...
Quote #4187
Do not seek evil gains; evil gains are the equivalent of disaster.