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Adversity makes a man wise, not rich.
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Cauliflower is nothing but Cabbage with a College Education.
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There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio,Than are dreamt of in your...
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He who makes a beast of himself relieves himself the pain of being a...
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Women dress alike all over the world: they dress to be annoying to other...
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A long life may not be good enough, but a good life is long...
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We’re all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on...
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See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and...
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To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for...