Quote #33042
The Russians love Brooke Shield because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
Quote #34043
They’re slobbery and they’re whiney and they look at you just like they could...
Quote #20466
I have lived some thirty-odd years on this planet, and I have yet to...
Quote #4657
Whatever is in any way beautiful hath its source of beauty in itself, and...
Quote #2826
Amusement is the happiness of those who cannot think.
Quote #31443
In Britain, the segregated world of public schools crops up in all kinds of...
Quote #31579
Yet after brick and steel and stone are gone, and flesh and blood are...
Quote #29444
Be intent upon the perfection of the present day.
Quote #4324
Be civil to all; sociable to many; familiar with few; friend to one; enemy...
Quote #29348
If you must choose between two paths, either of which will bring death and...