Quote #5514
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
Quote #32244
Whenever there is a simple error that most laymen fall for, there is always...
Quote #7021
What a splendid head, yet no brain.
Quote #1162
The man who is swimming against the stream knows the strength of it.
Quote #13670
Tomorrow, do thy worst, for I have lived today.
Quote #1826
England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.
Quote #31540
Impossible situations can become possible miracles.
Quote #2025
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Quote #31001
If the human mind was simple enough to understand, we’d be too simple to...
Quote #8219
We are certainly getting ahead; if I am Moses, then you are Joshua and...