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Baby: an alimentary canal with a loud voice at one end and no responsibility...
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One of the universal rules of happiness is: always be wary of any helpful...
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I have witnessed the softening of the hardest of hearts by a simple smile.
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Leave no stone unturned.
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Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand...
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You may be disappointed if you fail, but you are doomed if you don’t...
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No day in which you learn something is a complete loss.
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An attempt is already underway to revise history-to leave the impression that the former...
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Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex.
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Nay, be a Columbus to whole new continents and worlds within you, opening new...