Quote #19030
Beginning today, treat everyone you meet as if they were going to be dead...
Quote #2396
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #8025
Look wise, say nothing, and grunt. Speech was given to conceal thought.
Quote #25589
A soft answer turneth away wrath.
Quote #10486
If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples...
Quote #19283
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone Wherever...
Quote #6679
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #6037
Experience is a dear teacher, but fools will learn at no other.
Quote #30330
How you lose or keep your hair depends on how wisely you choose your...
Quote #840
The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of...