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Humor is something that thrives between man’s aspirations and his limitations. There is more...
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Some people are so fond of ill-luck that they run half-way to meet it.
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The CIA is made up of boys whose families sent them to Princeton but...
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Never refuse any advance of friendship, for if nine out of ten bring you...
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Sudden money is going from zero to two hundred dollars a week. The rest...
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When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
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You may deceive all the people part of the time, and part of the...
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One of the best rules in conversation is, never to say a thing which...
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My home is not a place, it is people.
Quote #16530
Never let your sense of morals get in the way of doing what’s right.