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Get thee glass eyes And, like a scurvy politician, seem To see the things...
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I believe in God, Mozart, and Beethoven.
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The sports page records people’s accomplishments The front page nothing but their failures.
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Red meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT’S bad for you
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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
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I am not judged by the number of times I fail, but by the...
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The bitterest tragic element in life to be derived from an intellectual source is...
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The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference...
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Thoughtfulness for others, generosity, modesty, and self-respect are the qualities which make a real...