Quote #5091
When one door of happiness closes, another one opens, but often we look so...
Quote #5586
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing...
Quote #4635
An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
Quote #34247
If at first you don’t succeed, find out if the loser gets anything.
Quote #9801
He who cannot forgive others breaks the bridge over which he must pass himself.
Quote #29037
No matter where you go or what you do, you live your entire life...
Quote #25204
I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.
Quote #4616
It is better, of cours, to know useless things than to know nothing.
Quote #26795
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #1104
The biggest things are always the easiest to do because there is no competition.