Martin Mull Quote #1834 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
William Shakespeare Quote #20810 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 As flies to wanton boys, are we to the godsThey kill us for their...
Henry David Thoreau Quote #20414 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 What a man thinks of himself that is what determines, or rather indicates his...
Jules Feiffer Quote #8612 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 At sixteen I was stupid, confused, insecure and indecisive. At twenty-five I was wise,...
Woody Allen Quote #3156 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit...
Will Rogers, Illiterate Digest (1924), "Warning to Jokers: lay off the prince" Quote #791 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Jerry Coleman Quote #26738 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Dorthea Bragg Quote #25911 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 All that is necessary to break the spell of inertia and frustration is this...
Russell Baker Quote #20359 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Usually, terrible things that are done with the excuse that progress requires them are...
George Herbert Walker Bush Quote #26193 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 My grandkids say, ‘Reality Bites.’ O.K., but it also challenges and rewards…I believe our...