Quote #2437
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
Quote #714
What is ten thousand years? Time is short for one who thinks, endless for...
Quote #6243
Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one.
Quote #16732
A man never tells you anything until you contradict him.
Quote #30138
Childhood is that wonderful time when all you need to do to lose weight...
Quote #15002
The only thing to fear is fear itself.
Quote #3597
It is a capital mistake to theorize before one has data. Insensibly one begins...
Quote #16405
My father always used to say that when you die, if you’ve got five...
Quote #18419
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
Quote #28950
What you are is God’s gift to you. What you make of yourself is...