Quote #23756
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #24134
Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be...
Quote #11563
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
Quote #31577
The tendency of an event to occur varies inversely with one’s preparation for it.
Quote #34484
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Quote #18252
Opportunities are usually disguised as hard work, so most people don’t recognize them.
Quote #4160
By their own follies they perished, the fools.
Quote #16982
He then learns that in going down into the secrets of his own mind...
Quote #29384
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who...
Quote #15029
Who so would be a man, must be a nonconformist.