Quote #2421
If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an...
Quote #14799
It is better to live richly than to die rich.
Quote #32489
Barnum was wrong – it’s more like every 30 seconds.
Quote #14616
Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes.
Quote #19493
You can always tell a real friend when you’ve made a fool of yourself...
Quote #16284
To pity distress is but human; to relieve it is Godlike.
Quote #27344
I have come to believe that the whole world is an enigma, a harmless...
Quote #31418
The first ladyship is the only federal office in which the holder can neither...
Quote #3417
Have you ever dated someone because you were too lazy to commit suicide?
Quote #29865
This is obviously an act of war that has been committed on the United...