Quote #16790
What use are cartridges in battle I always carry chocolate instead.
Quote #30788
A tree never hits an automobile except in self defense.
Quote #34359
‘Who are you and how did you get in here’ ‘I’m a locksmith. And,...
Quote #9871
Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because the...
Quote #34700
Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one’s own person is...
Quote #780
Politics is the skilled use of blunt objects.
Quote #9186
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from...
Quote #13598
Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...
Quote #27321
Infinite patience brings immediate results.
Quote #11795
Everybody loves to see justice done on somebody else.