Quote #26306
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #10932
The secrets of this earth are not for all men to see, but only...
Quote #477
I love children — especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
Quote #29984
It is not white hair that engenders wisdom.
Quote #30161
Art must be parochial in the beginning to be cosmopolitan in the end.
Quote #25161
Where any one body of educated men, of whatever denomination, are condemned indiscriminately, there...
Quote #17093
Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils but present evils triumph over...
Quote #7991
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Quote #10806
Money is not required to buy one necessity of the soul.
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.