Quote #20493
Things do not change we change.
Quote #1948
Creator: a comedian whose audience is afraid to laugh.
Quote #6727
All human beings should try to learn before they die what they are running...
Quote #7964
I hate middle age. Too young for the bowling green, too old for Ecstasy.
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When written in Chinese, the word ‘crisis’ is composed of two characters. One represents...
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Each happiness of yesterday is a memory for tomorrow.
Quote #18885
Orthodoxy is Unconsciousness.
Quote #4591
You should go to a pear tree for pears, not to an elm.
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A slip of the foot you may soon recover, but a slip of the...
Quote #3667
1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not...