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We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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I detest converts almost as much as I do missionaries.
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Technology adds nothing to art. Two thousand years ago, I could tell you a...
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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In regione caecorum...
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Parenting is a negative thing. Keep your children from killing themselves, or anyone else,...
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If you see yourself as prosperous, you will be. If you see yourself as...
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The vain man is generally a doubter. It is Newton who sees himself as...
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If it were possible to talk to the unborn, one could never explain to...
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Gratitude is not only the greatest of virtues, but the parent of all the...
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The past always looks better than it was. It’s only pleasant because it isn’t...