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A Haiku is just like a normal American poem except that it doesn’t rhyme...
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Learn to limit yourself, to content yourself with some definite thing, and some definite...
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An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
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Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought—particularly...
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Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
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Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.
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There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees.
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May the gods grant you all things which your heart desires, and may they...
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The basic fact about human existence is not that it is a tragedy, but...
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Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall...