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From the age of six, I have known that I was sexy. And let...
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It’s the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon. Which...
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I don’t care what is written about me so long as it isn’t true.
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My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick...
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It...
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There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and...
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Men seek out retreats for themselves in the country, by the seaside, on the...
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Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports. . ....
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The wise man doesn’t give the right answers, he poses the right questions.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...