Quote #21726
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second...
Quote #5012
The men who really believe in themselves are all in lunatic asylums.
Quote #1145
To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy....
Quote #21847
Ferris Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in...
Quote #11382
By learning you will teach; by teaching you will learn.
Quote #15497
Memory is not wisdom; idiots can by rote repeat volumes. Yet what is wisdom...
Quote #15899
Science when well-digested is nothing but good sense and reason.
Quote #21245
In charity there is no excess.
Quote #19319
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #2043
There are more tears shed over answered prayers than over unanswered prayers.