Quote #12889
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on...
Quote #13180
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
Quote #15280
Idleness is an inlet to disorder, and makes way for licentiousness. People who have...
Quote #2404
Every man thinks God is on his side. The rich and powerful know He...
Quote #7231
Nothing emboldens sin so much as mercy.
Quote #30713
Thank goodness I was never sent to school it would have rubbed off some...
Quote #26473
Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
Quote #13992
I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free.
Quote #15641
If you get up one time more than you fall, you will make it...
Quote #2082
Philanthropy is the refuge of rich people who wish to annoy their fellow creatures.